These links take you to Beanhunter which is by far the best location-based service for finding top notch coffee. iPhone users can even say “iPhone! Where’s the good coffee around here?”. But make up your own mind, put your own reviews in and help those who come after.

Bean Drinking impressive stats and some big statements in the reviews. Crows Nest is where my band used to reherse. In the same street as Bean Drinking. Takes me back. Crows Nest is pretty accessible from most locations, it’s not too far from the city and I think I may get over the bridge some time after Tuesday when I get my three broken spokes replaced and have my wheel trued. Once I’m back on my monster mountain bike I shall have Bean Drinking. Oh ho ho. I crack me up.

Pablo & Rusty’s Gordon it looks like there is also one in Epping and these two suburbs are old stomping grounds of mine. I can attest to, at least back in the dark ages when I lived there, the absolute dire need for proper coffee. Properly roasted beans, properly designed blends (or interesting single o’s) and properly made espresso! Do I ask too much? Not any more apparently. I’ll want to check out the Epping Pablo & Rusty’s also, but Grant knows his mud so I’ll hit Gordon first. Now if only it wasn’t such a hike.

Coffee Alchemy this one I’m embarrassed to say I STILL have yet to get to. Not too far from my Inner West nest, famously, according to my Barista Sista, does not sell anything but coffee. Not a crumb nor a cup of tea can you buy. And when they fire up the roaster both hearing and breathing are significantly impaired. Hard core. I used to live in Marrickville too so, yet another old stomping ground with kick arse coffee. Maybe it’s my influence with a delayed impact?

OK What’s next? Let me know. I have put my cafe reviews into Beanhunter, now you do the same, and drop me a line to tell me where to go! You can get me at chris@think.net.au

Stand by for a future post on my recent trip to San Francisco and the bean scene there. I was stunned. In both a good and a bad way!

Firstly, I am not providing an exhaustive list of what’s hot and what’s not. If you want that and a broad range of opinions, then check out BeanHunter an awesome international coffee oriented cafe rating system put out by a couple of Australian guys.

Next, the dead pool. Cafes can become great and some can stay great, but when the management changes on an excellent cafe the result is not usually good. In my opinion one example of new management wrecking a perfectly good source of excellent coffee (and organic food) is Pulse on Kent St (you’d be excused for thinking it’s called Sacred Ground as I did originally since it’s branded heavily by them). The management and staff changed completely about 6 months ago and that’s precisely when it jumped the shark.

My impression is that some cafe owners think that running a successful cafe is like running a successful convenience store. Be attentive, take the money, run the business. Well that may be the case with some cafes but not when you’re trying to attract a coffee hunting crowd. Funnily enough they really care about the coffee. These days the Pulse coffee just tastes dead.

Mecca on the corner of King and York is still awesome. Not really much surprise as these guys are hardcore coffee nerds whose passion for coffee flies them to Africa and is quite literally tattooed into their skin. Not surprising but but reassuring they are leading the way. The boys have opened a store in Circular Quay since I wrote about them and that makes three locations.

Also still sublime is Single Origin which is a phenomenon unto itself. If you think their website is good that’s nothing compared to their double ristrettos. I can’t stop thinking about the toasted sourdough with nutella, sliced banana and roasted almonds, I’ve had it for breakfast there twice! I’ll blog more about the single origin coffee movement next time.

New on the scene and lean and mean is Klink, down behind the Queen Victoria Building on Clarence St across the road from world superhero chef Justin North’s Becasse restaurant and its very good Plan B cafe. Klink is almost invisible, having no signage, making it impossible to spot from the footpath and often obscured from across the street by busses. The weird Japanese $2 shop and the more conspicuous Vela Nero (not a bad cafe) are either side of Klink so if you see them you’re warm. The coffee is worth the expense of needing a GPS to find it.

Klink’s bossman barista, James, is clearly anal retentive about every cup of coffee being hand crafted to perfection - even at the increasingly savage rush times. With that approach and beans roasted by top notch purist Golden Cobra you can forgive the minimal menu. It’s a wonder they can even make toast in such a small footprint.

Workshop Espresso is another newish cafe in the CBD that demonstrates great taste and skill. The tiny yet polished shop is virtually at the intersection of George and Druitt streets on George across the road from the Queen Victoria Building. To be honest I have been disappointed more than once here and often prefer Klink. Especially considering how big the queues can get. Nevertheless I have to give them their props. They know coffee and how to make it and their huge crowd of customers are well deserved.

The Met cafe, one of my old haunts at Wynyard park on Margaret St I have to admit I haven’t been to in a long while but writing this roundup reminds me I must go check in with Brendan and see if he still knows how to do it

Outside the CBD there are too many to cover and I don’t know them as well with a couple of exceptions. I know Annandale cafes well and can heartily recommend Clover across the road from the Post Office on Booth St or Gallery Cafe if you don’t mind paying and waiting more than anywhere else in Christendom.

My to-do list includes roastery Coffee Alchemy in Marrickville who are so hard core they don’t even serve tea and I want to revisit the Allpress cafe in Rosebery/Alexandria for a double rizz and a bap. After that I’ll probably take some hints from Grant Lyndon of Sydney Coffee Tours fame.

Any suggestions?

The topic of restaurant websites being awful has come up a bit, with some lively discussions in the comments:

Matthew Stibbe at Bad Language offers a take on this: Why are restaurant websites so awful?

Portland Food and Drink asks What Is It About Restaurant Websites? The short answer? They suck not least because they all use flash and publish pdf menus that are out of date.

Yes yes. This is typical of a sector that is techno-uneducated. That’s what everyone was doing in the 90s when they took their first steps online. It’s a standard mistake.

But what this really says is that the food and beverage sector is behind the times, that’s all.

While this is certainly true for restaurant operators, there are a huge number of foodies on twitter these days. These people don’t really seem to be the restaurant owners but more the social media butterflies who go to the markets for the best produce and blog their recipes, tweet what restaurants and cafes they visit and use location toys like Four Square and the slightly snazzier Gowalla which is probably what people poking their iPhones are playing with while waiting for their takeaway coffee.

So the food and beverage industry is highly polarized when it comes to internet technology. Maybe social media is the key in this inherently social world of food?

When you order a long black, there is a reason for the first word. It identifies the size of the coffee. A short black is small and a long black is large. Those are the two sizes, long and short. Well that’s how it was supposed to be.

These days in Australia we are following the American sizing model. This model contains no diminuative words like “small” or “short”. Nope. Too negative. Bigger is always better, so the least big can be called “regular”. Of course regular is not a size at all, it’s an interval but let’s leave that one for now.

Command Shift 3 show a few cool cafe sites that have won more that 70% of fights:

For even worse try a command shift 3 search for caterers.

All cafe and catering sites must suck.

Heston’s incredible creations shows there is still hope our food mash up dreams. That kid at school who had ice-cream and ketchup..? Genius.

Heston uses science to create magnificent food. His Michelin Three Star restaurant Fat Duck, has been voted best restaurant in the world.